To begin, I have a story that is a rollercoaster of emotions. And, as an added bonus, it’s 100% true.
I began my summer with a beach trip. On this particular beach trip, I ate shrimp, did NOT swim in the ocean (i swear, saltwater INCINERATES my skin. it’s unhealthy), and also gained the company of (1) rainbow hair wrap (I also bought a kite, which coincidentally, is also rainbow. But that’s still in the trunk of my car). For the past month, this hair wrap has been with me through thick and thin-going with me to work, restaurants, the grocery store, and even on frustrating and lengthy trips to the post office. It has also decided to become a parasite and take over the rest of my head. Incapable of washing/combing it’s area (it now encompasses it’s own mass, not just strands of hair), a giant tangle takes over a significant portion of my head.
The rational solution: cut out the hair wrap.
The irrational/my solution: keep the hair wrap in all summer.
This hair wrap is part of me. Plus, I might as well put off the substantial bald spot I will have for as long as possible. This photo does not do the damage justice, but trust me: it’s bad.
To close, yesterday I went to the Dollar General and a small part of my soul died when I saw pickle-flavored lunch meat.
June 18, 2008 at 6:56 pm
i like your baby spoon.
June 20, 2008 at 3:27 pm
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May 27, 2009 at 2:32 pm
you could use a seam ripper to take it out